Prep
[] I shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or Aerospatiale.
[] I am/was a cheerleader. (I have fantasies about hooking up with cheerleaders, though...something about those outfits)
[] I'm pretty ditzy.
[] I wear pink 24/7.
[] My looks are very important to me.
[] I can't live without my cell phone.
[] My hair is always straight.
[] I say 'like' and 'omigod' a lot.
[] I laugh 24/7.
[] I have a million friends.
[] I always hang at the mall or movies.
[] I'll only date popular guys.
[] I listen to rap & pop music. (I like some of it, but overall I'm contemptuous of it)
[] I have at least one designer bag.
[] My myspace pics are of me making a kissy face or are mirror pics (how old is this questionnaire?)
[] It takes me at least an hour to get ready for school in the mornings.
[] Uggs + Miniskirts = Love (I've heard that Uggs are very comfortable, but they've never looked very fashionable to me)
[x] I don't have a job
[] I wear lots of makeup.
[] I can be stuck up or snobby sometimes.
[] I flirt with any guy, as long as he's cute.
Total = 1
Emo
[] I cry a lot.
[] I go to local shows. (I did this a few times in high school though)
[x] I wear black everyday. (All but one of my pairs of jeans are black, and it's my favorite color anyway)
[x] I write sad poetry.
[] I play an acoustic guitar.
[] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
[] I self mutilate myself.
[x] I think about suicide or death often. (mostly just death. suicide only occurs periodically, when I'm really angry or down)
[x] People have told me to cheer up.
[] I cry when I see dead animals.
[] My myspace pics are black are white or angled.
[x] I wear many band shirts. (mainly of classic rock bands, though)
[] No one understands me.
[] I don't talk too often.
[] I look down when I walk.
[] I wear black eyeliner.
[] My fingernails are black.
[] I have an ex I still cry over.
[x] My hair is black.
[] My hair covers one of my eyes.
[] I love Hot Topic.
[] I always say 'life sucks'.
Total = 6
Nerd
[] I have straight A's.
[x] I wear glasses.
[] I always do my homework and study.
[x] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement. (Damn fuckin' straight it was)
[] Computer games = Love.
[] I'm 'teachers pet'. (teachers tend to like me, but I don't go out of my way to suck up)
[x] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend. (I'm gonna die alone)
[] I have a bedtime.
[] I use an asthma inhaler.
[] I carry a calculator with me.
[] I bring my lunch to school.
[] I always follow the rules.
[x] I'm shy around the opposite sex. (It's an actual problem)
[x] I'm always on the computer.
[] I've never had beer or cigarettes.
[] I always answer every question in class right.
[] I correct people's grammar.
[x] I read a lot.
[x] School is very important to me.
[] I always stump people.
Total = 9
Rebel
[x] I always speak my mind. ('Always' is an exaggeration, but I do it much more than most people seem to)
[] I have 0% of school spirit. (It's not my forte, but to say I have 0% would be a lie)
[] Forget you I won't do what you tell me!
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[] On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colors.
[]Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite. (Ahaha that's dumb)
[] I won't listen to authority figures. (I believe authority should be questioned, but not disregarded on principle...social contract and all that).
[] I always break the rules.
[] I refuse to compromise.
[] I'm always arguing with people.
[] I love debate. (It drives me crazy...never count on a person to change their mind, now matter how much logic and evidence you present to them)
[] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[] I don't give a crap what people think of me. (Anyone who says this is a liar)
[x] If I watch a crappy movie in theatres, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'. (I don't go to the theater that often, but I have gone to crappy movies and I have crapped on them immediately afterwards)
[x] I'm not afraid to trash people's opinions. (Some opinions are terrible and deserve nothing but scorn)
[] I only respect my own beliefs.
[] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[] I laugh at compromising people.
[] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[] Rules were meant to be broken. (Some, not all)
Total = 4
Jock
[] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[] School Spirit 100%.
[] I'm going to a college for sports.
[] I watch sports on TV all the time.
[] I'm muscular.
[] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[] Go Team!
[] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[x] I eat a lot. (This could just as well be part of the "Fatty" criteria)
[] I'm egotistical.
[] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[] I sit at the jock lunch table. (This happens sometimes, but usually by accident)
[] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[] I go to lots of sports games.
[] I'm very athletic
[] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[] I play at least 3 different sports. (The only sport that I kinda enjoy playing is hockey)
Total = 1
Comedian
[x] I'm very funny. (So I've been told)
[x] I'm always making jokes.
[x] I interrupt class by making people laugh. (I know when to dial it back, though)
[] I always entertain people by being funny.
[x] I worship Kevin Smith.
[x] I watch comedies more than anything.
[] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot.
[x] I'm sarcastic.
[x] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[x] I always imitate people. (Usually not in a flattering way)
[] I pull lots of pranks.
[] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[x] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[] Jim Carrey is my idol.
[x] I mostly get along with everybody.
[] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.
Total = 10
Shy
[x] I don't have a lot of friends.
[] I don't talk too much.
[x] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[] When people say my name, others say 'who?'.
[] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[] People have told me I need to talk more.
[] I only talk when other people talk to me first.
[] I look down when I walk.
[x] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties. (something I need to work on)
[x] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[x] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[] I sit in the back of the classroom.
[] I never join in class discussions. (I can't resist joining in, actually)
[] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers? Come on.
[] I talk quietly, and people say "What?"
[x] People have called me shy or quiet. (Shy, not quiet)
[] I usually let others decide for me.
[] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[x] I would like to be more outgoing.
Total = 7
Goth
[x] I wear black.
[] I don't like to be seen.
[] I'm very, very pale.
[] I only listen to metal or emo-ish music.
[]I love creepy, weird movies.
[x]I love gothic cartoons and drawings. (I'm a big Johnny the Homicidal Maniac fan)
[] I don't like people.
[] I only go out during the night.
[] I have black fingernails.
[] I wear a long black coat. (I want one, though)
[] I also wear big black boots.
[] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[] I only date other Goths.
[] I love pain.
[x] People think I'm crazy. (I'm sure some of them do)
[] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me. (That'd make me such a frickin' asshole)
[] I love to scare people.
[x] I laugh at teenyboppers.
[] People are afraid of me. (Some are, I think? I could just be paranoid)
Total = 4
Weirdo
[x] I talk to myself.
[] I say really random things all the time.
[x] I fidget a lot.
[] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[x] People laugh at me.
[] I walk really funny.
[x] I have a very different sense of style.
[] I talk in a robot voice often.
[] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[x] I debate stuff with myself.
[]I hear voices.
[] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[x] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[x] I dart my eyes from side to side. (I exaggerate my facial expressions in general...it's second nature)
[] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[x] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
Total = 3
Antisocial
[] I hate most people. (Hate is such an unhealthy thing...I think most people are basically good in their hearts)
[x] I prefer to be alone. (Not all the time, of course, but I do value my solitude)
[] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[x] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[] People are freakin idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[] I live in my room, writing in my diary.
[] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[] I never greet anyone.
[] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[] I want people to think I'm a freak. (That's actually a major fear of mine)
[] I never talk.
[] I can't wait to get off this earth. (I'm terrified of death, actually...I'm terrified of losing my memories)
[] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[x] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world.
[x] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[x] People have said I'm antisocial. (People are wrong, though)
[] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
[] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[x] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[] I just don't get along with anyone.
Total = 6
Skater
[] I skateboard to everywhere.
[] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[] I shop at Pacsun.
[] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[] Oh yea, and Bam Margera.
[] I always play skateboarding video games.
[] I have shaggy hair.
[]I wear baggy pants.
[] I wear skater shoes only.
[]I always wear hoodies.
[] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[] I hang with other skaters.
[] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[] I wear vans.
[] Tony Hawks Underground owns.
[] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total = 0
Christian Girl/Boy
[] I go to church at least once a week.
[] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church.
[] I always carry a bible with me.
[] My whole family is very religious.
[x] I've never been on a date.
[] I've never smoked or had a beer.
[] My beliefs are very strong.
[] I'm waiting for marriage until sex. (Life's too short for that)
[] I wear a cross necklace.
[] I have a bracelet that says WWJD.
[] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion. (I'm much more likely to preach to people about why I think religion is kind of messed up)
[] I believe in God. (I don't know what I believe in anymore)
[] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies.
[x] I never go out and party.
[] I read the bible everyday.
[] I've memorized excerpts from the bible.
[] I go to Sunday school.
[] I've been to church camp.
[] I pray every night.
[] I sing Christian songs.
Total = 2
Gangsta
[x] I say 'yo'. (ironically)
[x] I also say 'fo shizzle'. (also ironically)
[] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[] Mah chainz hang low.
[] I hang with my homies, biotches, and hoes.
[] I'm a thug.
[] I only listen to rap music.
[] 50 Cent is my idol.
[] I don't give a frick about school.
[x] I steal/have stolen before. (I think I've stolen soda)
[] I freestyle.
[] I breakdance.
[] Gold chainz is tha way to go, biotch.
[] I'm white but I act black.
[] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[] Tupac is still alive.
[] I party with all my hoes.
[] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[] I wear hoodies.
[] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total = 3 (Gangsta wannabes are some of the most obnoxious people around)
Bully
[] I always steal people's lunch money.
[] Geeks are afraid of me.
[] I get in trouble all the time.
[] I steal people's stuff to be an asshole.
[] People have called me a bully.
[] I have beat someone up before.
[] I'm always looking for a fight.
[] I pick on people smaller than me.
[] I push people out of the way when I'm walking.
[x] I've never been in a relationship before. (what's that got to do with being a bully?)
[] People are afraid of me.
[] People know not to mess with me.
[] I'm bigger than most people my age.
[] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[] People get out of my way when I'm walking.
Total = 1
Gamer
[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[] I love Final Fantasy.
[] DDR & Guitar Hero own.
[] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[] I even play alot of computer games.
[] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[] My thumbs are sore often.
[] I spend all my money on new video games.
[] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
[] All I talk about is video games.
[] I've been in a video game competition before.
[] My eyes hurt sometimes because I play video games too much.
[] My grades are eh.
[] I have a handheld videogame system, like Nintendo DS.
[] I see every video-game-to-movie movie out there.
[x] I have at least 3 memory cards.
[] I watch lay.
[x] I've been playing video games for at least 5 years.
[] I always look up video game cheats.
Total = 3
Redneck
[] Elvis is still alive.
[] I hunt.
[] I fish.
[] I own something camouflage.
[] I eat venison
[] I live in the country.
[] Someone in my family has the name Billy.
[x] I own a bunch of junk I don't need.
[] I have over 10 pets.
[] I drive a big truck with huge tires.
[] I wear a cowboy hat.
[] I've rode a tractor before.
[] My jeans are always dirty.
[] I have a southern accent.
[] I say y'all.
[] Yankees can frick off.
[] I buy everything at Wal-Mart.
[] I'm kind of poor.
[] I've caught a fish then ate it before.
[] I work hard.
Total = 1
Cowgirl/Cowboy
[] I live on a farm.
[] I own at least 2 horses.
[] I own a pair of cowboy boots.
[] I own a cowboy hat.
[] (Girls) I always wear my hair in two braids.
[] I ride a tractor.
[x] I live in a small town.
[] I've lived in Texas before.
[x] I wear flannel shirts.
[] I wear overalls.
[] I say y'all and howdy.
[] I have other animals on a farm.
[] I've been in a rodeo before.
[] I've rode a mechanical bull before.
[] I love home cooking, country style.
[] I always wear my cowboy hat, even in restaurants.
[] I say yee-haw!
[] I've went to horse races before.
[] I love cowboy movies.
[] I square dance.
Total = 2
Social Butterfly
[] I have a lot of friends.
[x] I get along with everybody.
[x] I enjoy talking to different people.
[] I'm a people person.
[] I love having tons of fun.
[] People come to me for advice.
[] People take an instant liking to me.
[] It seems that people always want to talk to me or hang out with me.
[] I can relate to Ferris Buller.
[] Everybody thinks I'm awesome.
[x] I'm not in any clique; I'm friends with people from every clique. (not EVERY clique, but it is true that I've never belonged to a clique)
[x] I can turn an antisocial person nice. (Friendliness goes a long way)
[x] I talk to at least one different person a day.
[] I'm pretty cheerful.
[] I'm involved in something, like a club, that allows me to meet new people.
[] I never want to argue with people.
[x] I love talking.
[] I always have fun doing anything.
[] I'm optimistic.
[]I have over 150 friends on my IM or cell phone book.
Total = 6
Stoner
[] I've tried at least 2 different drugs before.
[] I always feel chill or extremely hyper.
[x] Getting high is awesome.
[] My room smells like pot.
[] I've been caught with drugs before.
[] All my money goes toward buying drugs.
[] I've sold drugs before.
[] 4/20 frickin rocks.
[] I'm fascinated with the color green.
[x] I own something with a pot leaf on it. (A few of my CD's have cannabis leaves incorporated into the cover art...I'm a big "stoner rock" fan.
[] I have lots of air freshener so my parents won't suspect I smoke pot in my room.
[] I've went to school high before.
[] I'm a slacker.
[] I could care less about school and my grades.
[] I see things that aren't there sometimes.
[] I'm like 'whatever' to everything.
[] I've skipped class to get high with friends.
[] I've resorted to more powerful drugs like cocaine or meth because pot is so lame.
[x] Marijuana should not be illegal.
[x] Drugs make me feel good.
Total = 4
Whore
[] I've had at least 10 boyfriends.
[] I've hooked up with a random guy whose name I didn't know.
[] I'm not a virgin.
[] I've made out with at least 20 different guys.
[] I dress like a slut, sure.
[] I'm a bitch and I know it.
[] I use my body to get what I want.
[] I've hooked up with someone for money before.
[] I've done things I regret while high or drunk.
[] I've dated someone at least 3 years older than me.
[] I party often.
[] I get drunk all the time.
[] Other girls give me dirty looks a lot.
[] I've gotten in trouble for what I've worn before.
[] I've had my thong show before on purpose.
[] I have random piercings.
[] I have a tattoo. (what the hell do tattoos and piercings have to do with being promiscuous anyway?)
[] Guys flirt with me all the time.
[] I act really ditzy.
[] I've cheated on my boyfriend before.
Total = 0 (Most of these aren't characteristics I'd associate with a "whore". I mean, maybe she's had ten boyfriends because she attracts crappy guys? What if she's really pretty but has a crappy personality herself, thereby making it easy to get a boyfriend, but hard to keep one?
Slacker
[] I'm failing 2 or more classes.
[x] I sleep past noon on weekends.
[x] I miss a lot of school.
[x] I'm late for school often.
[x] I don't have a job.
[] All I do is pig out and play video games/watch TV.
[] I don't take care of myself.
[x] I've done drugs before.
[] I don't do my homework.
[] I sleep all the time. (I have a messed up sleeping schedule, but I'm awake more often
[] I'm bored constantly.
[x] People tell me I need to try harder.
[] I'm on the computer 24/7.
[x] I admit it, I slack off with everything. (I'm a terrible procrastinator)
[] I do everything half-assed.
[] I'm not going to college, ever.
[] School is for dorks.
[] I don't have any ambition in life.
[x] People tell me I need to get a life.
[] They need to, not me.
Total = 8
Raver
[] I party all the time.
[] Glow Sticks kick ass.
[] I love nightclubs.
[] I love decking out in body glitter and rhinestones.
[] I have tons of energy.
[] I love to dance.
[] I go out nearly every night.
[] I meet lots of people at parties and clubs.
[x] I've DJ'd before. (For a radio station, not in a club)
[] I've taken a party drug before.
[] I love fog machines.
[x] I have crazy dance moves (not like "crazy-good", more like "crazy-is-he-having-a-seizure)
[] I sleep all day and party all night.
[] Techno music is life.
[] I love popping pills, especially X.
[] I love neon body paint.
[] I shake my ass in clubs.
[] I've grinded before.
[] I've made a 'sandwich' with other people.
[] I've bought more drugs at clubs than anywhere else.
Total = 2
Hippie
[x] I'm a tree hugger. (It's nice to spend some quality time with
[x] I want to save the earth. (I don't live an especially "green" lifestyle, but I do spend a fair amount of time worrying about greenhouse gases, the Amazon rainforest, overfishing and non-sustainable energy sources...oh and of course global climate change)
[] Smoking pot is herbal and natural. (it's fun, but I wouldn't try to justify it by telling people that it's "natural"...all it is is a funny feeling that changes the way you perceive reality for a while).
[x] I'm comfortable with nudity.
[x] I have long hair.
[] I make the peace sign a lot.
[] I'm stuck in the 60's.
[] I'm a vegan or vegetarian.
[] Animals shouldn't be eaten. (My favorite food is tacos)
[] I love tye dye.
[] I've made tye dye stuff before.
[] I wish I was alive when Woodstock happened.
[x] I love 60's music.
[] I'm always chilled out.
[] I love those cute headbands you wear on your head.
[] I have crimpy hair with little braids.
[] I wear bell bottoms.
[] I say groovy all the time.
[] I love smiley faces & peace signs.
[] I'm a naturalist.
Total = 5
Goody Goody
[] I make really good grades. (I can if I try hard, but I don't try as hard as I used to these days)
[] I'm teachers pet.
[] I act sickly sweet to people.
[x] I'm nice to everybody.
[] I act happy 24/7.
[] I go to church every Sunday.
[] I never cuss.
[] I always say hi to everyone. (I wave a lot, though)
[x] I dress appropriately. (By my standards, anyway)
[] I want to portray a pure image.
[] Girls who party and act rude need to be taught a lesson. (I don't give a damn if a girl likes to party, but acting rude ain't right)
[] I want to impress everybody.
[] I've never been called rude.
[] I'm one of the nicest people.
[] I want to achieve everything.
[] I try my hardest with everything I do.
[] I'm a kiss up to my teachers/boss.
[] I'm in many different clubs.
[] My after school schedule is filled with extracurricular.
[] I'm very optimistic.
Total = 2
Band Geek
[] I love band class.
[x] I play at least one instrument. (the bass guitar...nothing to do with a school band, but it is an instrument I play)
[] I go to all my band concerts.
[] I'm going to a college for instrumental music.
[] I've won awards for band.
[] I've been to band camp.
[] I'm in the marching band.
[] I wear my marching band uniform often.
[] People have called me a band geek.
[] I play my instrument at least 3 hours a day.
[] I'm hoping to make instrumental music a career.
[x] I've been playing an instrument for at least 4 years.
[] I hope I get a band scholarship.
[] Marching band is fun.
[] I go to other band concerts to get tips.
[] I like football games....for the band!
[] Band is way better than anything else.
[] I carry my instrument home every night.
[] I only date other people in band.
[] I go on band field trips.
Total = 2
Choir Nerd
[x] I sing all the time. (Not for choir, though)
[] I want to try out for American Idol. (Fuck American Idol)
[] I've been in choir for at least 4 years.
[] I've won awards for choir.
[] I've sang solos for concerts before.
[] I never miss a choir concert of mine.
[x] I sing every single day.
[] I know what range of voice I am.
[] I love singing duets.
[] I always practice singing with my favorite songs.
[] I hope to get a choir scholarship.
[] I want to go to a music college.
[] I watch American Idol religously. (FUCK American Idol)
[x] Singing is a way of expressing myself.
[] Choir is my favorite class.
[] I've won All Region before.
[x] I hum alot.
[x] I write down lyrics all the time.
[x] I want to be a singer. (A rock singer, that is...like Iggy Pop)
[] I always practice pieces for choir class.
Total = 5