I shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or Aerospatiale.
 I am/was a cheerleader. (I have fantasies about hooking up with cheerleaders, though...something about those outfits)
 I'm pretty ditzy.
 I wear pink 24/7.
 My looks are very important to me.
 I can't live without my cell phone.
 My hair is always straight.
 I say 'like' and 'omigod' a lot.
 I laugh 24/7.
 I have a million friends.
 I always hang at the mall or movies.
 I'll only date popular guys.
 I listen to rap & pop music. (I like some of it, but overall I'm contemptuous of it)
 I have at least one designer bag.
 My myspace pics are of me making a kissy face or are mirror pics (how old is this questionnaire?)
 It takes me at least an hour to get ready for school in the mornings.
 Uggs + Miniskirts = Love (I've heard that Uggs are very comfortable, but they've never looked very fashionable to me)
[x] I don't have a job
 I wear lots of makeup.
 I can be stuck up or snobby sometimes.
 I flirt with any guy, as long as he's cute.
Total = 1
 I cry a lot.
 I go to local shows. (I did this a few times in high school though)
[x] I wear black everyday. (All but one of my pairs of jeans are black, and it's my favorite color anyway)
[x] I write sad poetry.
 I play an acoustic guitar.
 My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
 I self mutilate myself.
[x] I think about suicide or death often. (mostly just death. suicide only occurs periodically, when I'm really angry or down)
[x] People have told me to cheer up.
 I cry when I see dead animals.
 My myspace pics are black are white or angled.
[x] I wear many band shirts. (mainly of classic rock bands, though)
 No one understands me.
 I don't talk too often.
 I look down when I walk.
 I wear black eyeliner.
 My fingernails are black.
 I have an ex I still cry over.
[x] My hair is black.
 My hair covers one of my eyes.
 I love Hot Topic.
 I always say 'life sucks'.
Total = 6
 I have straight A's.
[x] I wear glasses.
 I always do my homework and study.
[x] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement. (Damn fuckin' straight it was)
 Computer games = Love.
 I'm 'teachers pet'. (teachers tend to like me, but I don't go out of my way to suck up)
[x] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend. (I'm gonna die alone)
 I have a bedtime.
 I use an asthma inhaler.
 I carry a calculator with me.
 I bring my lunch to school.
 I always follow the rules.
[x] I'm shy around the opposite sex. (It's an actual problem)
[x] I'm always on the computer.
 I've never had beer or cigarettes.
 I always answer every question in class right.
 I correct people's grammar.
[x] I read a lot.
[x] School is very important to me.
 I always stump people.
Total = 9
[x] I always speak my mind. ('Always' is an exaggeration, but I do it much more than most people seem to)
 I have 0% of school spirit. (It's not my forte, but to say I have 0% would be a lie)
 Forget you I won't do what you tell me!
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
 On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colors.
Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite. (Ahaha that's dumb)
 I won't listen to authority figures. (I believe authority should be questioned, but not disregarded on principle...social contract and all that).
 I always break the rules.
 I refuse to compromise.
 I'm always arguing with people.
 I love debate. (It drives me crazy...never count on a person to change their mind, now matter how much logic and evidence you present to them)
 I always do what's unexpected of me.
 I don't give a crap what people think of me. (Anyone who says this is a liar)
[x] If I watch a crappy movie in theatres, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'. (I don't go to the theater that often, but I have gone to crappy movies and I have crapped on them immediately afterwards)
[x] I'm not afraid to trash people's opinions. (Some opinions are terrible and deserve nothing but scorn)
 I only respect my own beliefs.
 If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
 I laugh at compromising people.
 I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
 Rules were meant to be broken. (Some, not all)
Total = 4
 I'm on one or more sport teams.
 I always wear my varsity jacket.
 I've won awards for my athletic ability.
 I will only date popular girls/guys.
 School Spirit 100%.
 I'm going to a college for sports.
 I watch sports on TV all the time.
 I'm muscular.
 I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
 Go Team!
 I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[x] I eat a lot. (This could just as well be part of the "Fatty" criteria)
 I'm egotistical.
 I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
 I sit at the jock lunch table. (This happens sometimes, but usually by accident)
 All I talk about with my friends is sports.
 I go to lots of sports games.
 I'm very athletic
 I wear sport inspired clothing.
 I play at least 3 different sports. (The only sport that I kinda enjoy playing is hockey)
Total = 1
[x] I'm very funny. (So I've been told)
[x] I'm always making jokes.
[x] I interrupt class by making people laugh. (I know when to dial it back, though)
 I always entertain people by being funny.
[x] I worship Kevin Smith.
[x] I watch comedies more than anything.
 I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot.
[x] I'm sarcastic.
[x] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[x] I always imitate people. (Usually not in a flattering way)
 I pull lots of pranks.
 I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[x] I have to prove myself by being funny.
 People expect me to make jokes, always.
 I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
 If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
 Jim Carrey is my idol.
[x] I mostly get along with everybody.
 At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
 My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.
Total = 10
[x] I don't have a lot of friends.
 I don't talk too much.
[x] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
 When people say my name, others say 'who?'.
 I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
 People have told me I need to talk more.
 I only talk when other people talk to me first.
 I look down when I walk.
[x] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties. (something I need to work on)
[x] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[x] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
 I sit in the back of the classroom.
 I never join in class discussions. (I can't resist joining in, actually)
 I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
 I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers? Come on.
 I talk quietly, and people say "What?"
[x] People have called me shy or quiet. (Shy, not quiet)
 I usually let others decide for me.
 If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[x] I would like to be more outgoing.
Total = 7
[x] I wear black.
 I don't like to be seen.
 I'm very, very pale.
 I only listen to metal or emo-ish music.
I love creepy, weird movies.
[x]I love gothic cartoons and drawings. (I'm a big Johnny the Homicidal Maniac fan)
 I don't like people.
 I only go out during the night.
 I have black fingernails.
 I wear a long black coat. (I want one, though)
 I also wear big black boots.
 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
 I only date other Goths.
 I love pain.
[x] People think I'm crazy. (I'm sure some of them do)
 I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me. (That'd make me such a frickin' asshole)
 I love to scare people.
[x] I laugh at teenyboppers.
 People are afraid of me. (Some are, I think? I could just be paranoid)
Total = 4
[x] I talk to myself.
 I say really random things all the time.
[x] I fidget a lot.
 I still use a wheeled backpack.
[x] People laugh at me.
 I walk really funny.
[x] I have a very different sense of style.
 I talk in a robot voice often.
 I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[x] I debate stuff with myself.
I hear voices.
 I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
 I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
 I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[x] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[x] I dart my eyes from side to side. (I exaggerate my facial expressions in general...it's second nature)
 I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[x] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
 I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
 When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
Total = 3
 I hate most people. (Hate is such an unhealthy thing...I think most people are basically good in their hearts)
[x] I prefer to be alone. (Not all the time, of course, but I do value my solitude)
 When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[x] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
 People are freakin idiots and I wish they'd all die.
 I live in my room, writing in my diary.
 I go out my way to avoid everyone.
 I never greet anyone.
 I despise people who talk too loudly.
 I want people to think I'm a freak. (That's actually a major fear of mine)
 I never talk.
 I can't wait to get off this earth. (I'm terrified of death, actually...I'm terrified of losing my memories)
 I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[x] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world.
[x] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[x] People have said I'm antisocial. (People are wrong, though)
 I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
 Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[x] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
 I just don't get along with anyone.
Total = 6
 I skateboard to everywhere.
 If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
 I shop at Pacsun.
 I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
 Oh yea, and Bam Margera.
 I always play skateboarding video games.
 I have shaggy hair.
I wear baggy pants.
 I wear skater shoes only.
I always wear hoodies.
 I hang at skate parks 24/7.
 I'm always learning new board tricks.
 Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
 I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
 I hang with other skaters.
 I've been hurt while skateboarding.
 I've been in a skateboarding competition.
 I wear vans.
 Tony Hawks Underground owns.
 I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total = 0
 I go to church at least once a week.
 Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church.
 I always carry a bible with me.
 My whole family is very religious.
[x] I've never been on a date.
 I've never smoked or had a beer.
 My beliefs are very strong.
 I'm waiting for marriage until sex. (Life's too short for that)
 I wear a cross necklace.
 I have a bracelet that says WWJD.
 I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion. (I'm much more likely to preach to people about why I think religion is kind of messed up)
 I believe in God. (I don't know what I believe in anymore)
 I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies.
[x] I never go out and party.
 I read the bible everyday.
 I've memorized excerpts from the bible.
 I go to Sunday school.
 I've been to church camp.
 I pray every night.
 I sing Christian songs.
Total = 2
[x] I say 'yo'. (ironically)
[x] I also say 'fo shizzle'. (also ironically)
 I wear extremely baggy pants.
 Mah chainz hang low.
 I hang with my homies, biotches, and hoes.
 I'm a thug.
 I only listen to rap music.
 50 Cent is my idol.
 I don't give a frick about school.
[x] I steal/have stolen before. (I think I've stolen soda)
 I freestyle.
 I breakdance.
 Gold chainz is tha way to go, biotch.
 I'm white but I act black.
 All my heroes are dead rappers.
 Tupac is still alive.
 I party with all my hoes.
 I wear a sideways baseball cap.
 I wear hoodies.
 I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total = 3 (Gangsta wannabes are some of the most obnoxious people around)
 I always steal people's lunch money.
 Geeks are afraid of me.
 I get in trouble all the time.
 I steal people's stuff to be an asshole.
 People have called me a bully.
 I have beat someone up before.
 I'm always looking for a fight.
 I pick on people smaller than me.
 I push people out of the way when I'm walking.
[x] I've never been in a relationship before. (what's that got to do with being a bully?)
 People are afraid of me.
 People know not to mess with me.
 I'm bigger than most people my age.
 I pick on people for the fun of it.
 I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
 If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
 People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
 I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
 Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
 People get out of my way when I'm walking.
Total = 1
[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
 I love Final Fantasy.
 DDR & Guitar Hero own.
 I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
 I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
 I even play alot of computer games.
 I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
 My thumbs are sore often.
 I spend all my money on new video games.
 My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
 All I talk about is video games.
 I've been in a video game competition before.
 My eyes hurt sometimes because I play video games too much.
 My grades are eh.
 I have a handheld videogame system, like Nintendo DS.
 I see every video-game-to-movie movie out there.
[x] I have at least 3 memory cards.
 I watch lay.
[x] I've been playing video games for at least 5 years.
 I always look up video game cheats.
Total = 3
 Elvis is still alive.
 I hunt.
 I fish.
 I own something camouflage.
 I eat venison
 I live in the country.
 Someone in my family has the name Billy.
[x] I own a bunch of junk I don't need.
 I have over 10 pets.
 I drive a big truck with huge tires.
 I wear a cowboy hat.
 I've rode a tractor before.
 My jeans are always dirty.
 I have a southern accent.
 I say y'all.
 Yankees can frick off.
 I buy everything at Wal-Mart.
 I'm kind of poor.
 I've caught a fish then ate it before.
 I work hard.
Total = 1
 I live on a farm.
 I own at least 2 horses.
 I own a pair of cowboy boots.
 I own a cowboy hat.
 (Girls) I always wear my hair in two braids.
 I ride a tractor.
[x] I live in a small town.
 I've lived in Texas before.
[x] I wear flannel shirts.
 I wear overalls.
 I say y'all and howdy.
 I have other animals on a farm.
 I've been in a rodeo before.
 I've rode a mechanical bull before.
 I love home cooking, country style.
 I always wear my cowboy hat, even in restaurants.
 I say yee-haw!
 I've went to horse races before.
 I love cowboy movies.
 I square dance.
Total = 2
 I have a lot of friends.
[x] I get along with everybody.
[x] I enjoy talking to different people.
 I'm a people person.
 I love having tons of fun.
 People come to me for advice.
 People take an instant liking to me.
 It seems that people always want to talk to me or hang out with me.
 I can relate to Ferris Buller.
 Everybody thinks I'm awesome.
[x] I'm not in any clique; I'm friends with people from every clique. (not EVERY clique, but it is true that I've never belonged to a clique)
[x] I can turn an antisocial person nice. (Friendliness goes a long way)
[x] I talk to at least one different person a day.
 I'm pretty cheerful.
 I'm involved in something, like a club, that allows me to meet new people.
 I never want to argue with people.
[x] I love talking.
 I always have fun doing anything.
 I'm optimistic.
I have over 150 friends on my IM or cell phone book.
Total = 6
 I've tried at least 2 different drugs before.
 I always feel chill or extremely hyper.
[x] Getting high is awesome.
 My room smells like pot.
 I've been caught with drugs before.
 All my money goes toward buying drugs.
 I've sold drugs before.
 4/20 frickin rocks.
 I'm fascinated with the color green.
[x] I own something with a pot leaf on it. (A few of my CD's have cannabis leaves incorporated into the cover art...I'm a big "stoner rock" fan.
 I have lots of air freshener so my parents won't suspect I smoke pot in my room.
 I've went to school high before.
 I'm a slacker.
 I could care less about school and my grades.
 I see things that aren't there sometimes.
 I'm like 'whatever' to everything.
 I've skipped class to get high with friends.
 I've resorted to more powerful drugs like cocaine or meth because pot is so lame.
[x] Marijuana should not be illegal.
[x] Drugs make me feel good.
Total = 4
 I've had at least 10 boyfriends.
 I've hooked up with a random guy whose name I didn't know.
 I'm not a virgin.
 I've made out with at least 20 different guys.
 I dress like a slut, sure.
 I'm a bitch and I know it.
 I use my body to get what I want.
 I've hooked up with someone for money before.
 I've done things I regret while high or drunk.
 I've dated someone at least 3 years older than me.
 I party often.
 I get drunk all the time.
 Other girls give me dirty looks a lot.
 I've gotten in trouble for what I've worn before.
 I've had my thong show before on purpose.
 I have random piercings.
 I have a tattoo. (what the hell do tattoos and piercings have to do with being promiscuous anyway?)
 Guys flirt with me all the time.
 I act really ditzy.
 I've cheated on my boyfriend before.
Total = 0 (Most of these aren't characteristics I'd associate with a "whore". I mean, maybe she's had ten boyfriends because she attracts crappy guys? What if she's really pretty but has a crappy personality herself, thereby making it easy to get a boyfriend, but hard to keep one?
 I'm failing 2 or more classes.
[x] I sleep past noon on weekends.
[x] I miss a lot of school.
[x] I'm late for school often.
[x] I don't have a job.
 All I do is pig out and play video games/watch TV.
 I don't take care of myself.
[x] I've done drugs before.
 I don't do my homework.
 I sleep all the time. (I have a messed up sleeping schedule, but I'm awake more often
 I'm bored constantly.
[x] People tell me I need to try harder.
 I'm on the computer 24/7.
[x] I admit it, I slack off with everything. (I'm a terrible procrastinator)
 I do everything half-assed.
 I'm not going to college, ever.
 School is for dorks.
 I don't have any ambition in life.
[x] People tell me I need to get a life.
 They need to, not me.
Total = 8
 I party all the time.
 Glow Sticks kick ass.
 I love nightclubs.
 I love decking out in body glitter and rhinestones.
 I have tons of energy.
 I love to dance.
 I go out nearly every night.
 I meet lots of people at parties and clubs.
[x] I've DJ'd before. (For a radio station, not in a club)
 I've taken a party drug before.
 I love fog machines.
[x] I have crazy dance moves (not like "crazy-good", more like "crazy-is-he-having-a-seizure)
 I sleep all day and party all night.
 Techno music is life.
 I love popping pills, especially X.
 I love neon body paint.
 I shake my ass in clubs.
 I've grinded before.
 I've made a 'sandwich' with other people.
 I've bought more drugs at clubs than anywhere else.
Total = 2
[x] I'm a tree hugger. (It's nice to spend some quality time with
[x] I want to save the earth. (I don't live an especially "green" lifestyle, but I do spend a fair amount of time worrying about greenhouse gases, the Amazon rainforest, overfishing and non-sustainable energy sources...oh and of course global climate change)
 Smoking pot is herbal and natural. (it's fun, but I wouldn't try to justify it by telling people that it's "natural"...all it is is a funny feeling that changes the way you perceive reality for a while).
[x] I'm comfortable with nudity.
[x] I have long hair.
 I make the peace sign a lot.
 I'm stuck in the 60's.
 I'm a vegan or vegetarian.
 Animals shouldn't be eaten. (My favorite food is tacos)
 I love tye dye.
 I've made tye dye stuff before.
 I wish I was alive when Woodstock happened.
[x] I love 60's music.
 I'm always chilled out.
 I love those cute headbands you wear on your head.
 I have crimpy hair with little braids.
 I wear bell bottoms.
 I say groovy all the time.
 I love smiley faces & peace signs.
 I'm a naturalist.
Total = 5
 I make really good grades. (I can if I try hard, but I don't try as hard as I used to these days)
 I'm teachers pet.
 I act sickly sweet to people.
[x] I'm nice to everybody.
 I act happy 24/7.
 I go to church every Sunday.
 I never cuss.
 I always say hi to everyone. (I wave a lot, though)
[x] I dress appropriately. (By my standards, anyway)
 I want to portray a pure image.
 Girls who party and act rude need to be taught a lesson. (I don't give a damn if a girl likes to party, but acting rude ain't right)
 I want to impress everybody.
 I've never been called rude.
 I'm one of the nicest people.
 I want to achieve everything.
 I try my hardest with everything I do.
 I'm a kiss up to my teachers/boss.
 I'm in many different clubs.
 My after school schedule is filled with extracurricular.
 I'm very optimistic.
Total = 2
 I love band class.
[x] I play at least one instrument. (the bass guitar...nothing to do with a school band, but it is an instrument I play)
 I go to all my band concerts.
 I'm going to a college for instrumental music.
 I've won awards for band.
 I've been to band camp.
 I'm in the marching band.
 I wear my marching band uniform often.
 People have called me a band geek.
 I play my instrument at least 3 hours a day.
 I'm hoping to make instrumental music a career.
[x] I've been playing an instrument for at least 4 years.
 I hope I get a band scholarship.
 Marching band is fun.
 I go to other band concerts to get tips.
 I like football games....for the band!
 Band is way better than anything else.
 I carry my instrument home every night.
 I only date other people in band.
 I go on band field trips.
Total = 2
[x] I sing all the time. (Not for choir, though)
 I want to try out for American Idol. (Fuck American Idol)
 I've been in choir for at least 4 years.
 I've won awards for choir.
 I've sang solos for concerts before.
 I never miss a choir concert of mine.
[x] I sing every single day.
 I know what range of voice I am.
 I love singing duets.
 I always practice singing with my favorite songs.
 I hope to get a choir scholarship.
 I want to go to a music college.
 I watch American Idol religously. (FUCK American Idol)
[x] Singing is a way of expressing myself.
 Choir is my favorite class.
 I've won All Region before.
[x] I hum alot.
[x] I write down lyrics all the time.
[x] I want to be a singer. (A rock singer, that is...like Iggy Pop)
 I always practice pieces for choir class.
Total = 5